Ding Ding - service please!
Keep this key chain on you at all times cause you never know when you'll need a big one!
Just give it 1 ring for Ready now. 2 rings for Be quick I can't hold on! and 3 rings when you are desperate
In this day and age of complicated and over-rated technology simple communication such as smoke-signals and bell ringing has been all but forgotten.
Perfect for the Big Dick lover in your life!